- I don't have anything to say to you people
- I have learned a great deal about the limitations of jokes as a way of relating to strangers but I'm still leaving the above
- I'm probably an asymptomatic carrier
- I still haven't figured out what I'm going to do besides programming
- If I spent as much time playing Dreams as I do watching Dreams streamers I'd be as good at Dreams as I wish I was
- Defund the police
- Abolish the web
- I'm kidding about that last one
- Sort of